That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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