who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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