it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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