Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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