come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
