How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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