Your mouth is God's brothel.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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