She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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