At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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