you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
porn star boner night. come get it.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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