i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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