i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
