I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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