dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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