I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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