are you so shy because you have an std?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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