How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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