I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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