I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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