Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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