Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Randomize
