yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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