You're completely useless in the revolution.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
