I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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