I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My ATM looks so different sober.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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