Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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