I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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