butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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