For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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