HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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