she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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