Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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