CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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