Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I need to sanitize my soul.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize