I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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