chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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