Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
If I die, sorry about rent.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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