Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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