I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize