I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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