just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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