I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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