It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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