no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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