Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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