This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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