WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
only you would photoshop your dick
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Brb crying the tears of my youth
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
