it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
dude. I can hear the air.
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