During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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