I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
organizing the empties. That sober.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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