escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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