My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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