Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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