im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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